- Hey Mercury, pls stop trying to kill me? Kthxbye
- Any #pittsburgh people care to recommend a bank? Citizen's has proven itself incompetent at dealing with identity theft.
- Oh look, Google is still broken. So is our government. The meritocracy is a myth, and people are assholes. #littlerayofsunshine
- Yeurgh. Scary. RT @ebertchicago Is Alzheimer's diabetes of the brain? Good advice in last paragraph. http://bit.ly/g0Bf7y
- A captioned cat picture that cheered me up after a truly craptastic day. http://bit.ly/ebk3yI
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