Last week there were signs up for the Holy Infant Picnic, to which I could only respond "Do you think they'll have Holy Infants on the rotisserie?"
This week, though, it gets better - there's a carnival setting up in their parking lot! Which leads to speculation on such thrilling attractions as:
- Holy Infant Ring Toss
- HolEy Infant Dart Throw
- The Bearded Virgin Mary
- The Wild Holy Infant Roller Coaster
Add your own in the comments!
(Oh, and the Passionist Nuns Convent a few miles away is hosting Bingo nights. Passion of the Bingo? All Nun and Games until someone loses a card?)