Me: "No, no, Aiden, stay in your chair."
Andrei: "Let him go, it's okay."
Aiden: *gets down from chair, eats noodle off the floor*
Andrei: *makes disgusted face*
Me: "See, that's why I didn't want him going after it."
Andrei: "Sorry, I thought he wasn't really eating the noodles."
Me: "But that one was flavored with special floor sauce!"
Aiden, on cue: "Yum!"