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From rimrunner:

If fantasy novels were subject to truth in advertising laws

I would add to the list:
Laurell K. Hamilton's Sex, Blood, and More Sex. With Vampires!
A. Attanasio's Turgid Retelling of Obscure Mythology
Mercedes Lackey's Good Triumphs Because We Have Pretty White Horses
Jacqueline Carey's Pervs and Politics
Anne Rice's Angsty Vampire is Angsty
Robert Heinlein's Free Love Fixes Everything

Comment with your own!

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sophiaserpentia
Oct. 20th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Neil Gaiman's Adventures in Creative Conflict Resolution

Dan Simmons's Islam Will Destroy Civilization, Just You Wait and See

Guy Gavriel Kay's A Lot of Stuff Happens in One Day

I tried to come up with one for Terry Pratchett, but i just couldn't.
sophiaserpentia
Oct. 20th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
Clive Barker's Polymorphously Perverse Flesh-Demons

Stephen Baxter's Bestiary of Bizarre Planetscapes and Alternate Laws of Physics

Poppy Z. Brite's Kinky Vampires Tromp Around New Orleans

Kathe Koja's A Group of Friends Do Some Fucked Up Shit, and Then Have an Argument
quetz
Oct. 20th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
Terry Pratchett's Tolkien is Bullshit.
Terry Pratchett's Shakespeare is Bullshit.
Terry Pratchett's The Brothers Grimm? Bullshit.

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