If fantasy novels were subject to truth in advertising laws
I would add to the list:
Laurell K. Hamilton's Sex, Blood, and More Sex. With Vampires!
A. Attanasio's Turgid Retelling of Obscure Mythology
Mercedes Lackey's Good Triumphs Because We Have Pretty White Horses
Jacqueline Carey's Pervs and Politics
Anne Rice's Angsty Vampire is Angsty
Robert Heinlein's Free Love Fixes Everything
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