Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman
jnanacandra

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Not your typical gift list



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... acute viral nasopharyngitis.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... two tabs of nyquil and acute viral nasopharyngitis.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... three orange juices, two tabs of nyquil and acute viral nasopharyngitis.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... four hacking coughs, three orange juices, two....
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... five co-ough drops! Four hacking....
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... six bowls of soup, five, co-ough drops! Four....
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... seven cheesy movies, six bowls of soup, five....
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... eight glasses of water, seven cheesy movies, six...
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... nine fuzzy blankets, eight glasses of water, seven...
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ten posts to LJ, nine fuzzy blankets, eight....
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... eleven tissue boxes, ten posts to LJ, nine....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
twelve days of shared misery,
eleven tissue boxes,
ten posts to LJ,
nine fuzzy blankets,
eight glasses of water,
seven cheesy movies,
six bowls of soup,
five co-ough drops!
Four hacking coughs,
three orange juices,
two tabs of nyquil
and acute viral nasopharyngitis!

Thank you, Aiden. That's so sweet.
Tags: aiden, funny, health, parody, sick, yule
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