Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman

  • Mood:

life with Andrei and Heather

So it's dawn and I'm stumbling around getting ready to take Andrei to the bus. Andrei, having been up for several hours already, is patiently waiting with his computer in one arm and Aiden in the other. Realizing he's carrying pretty much everything, I say "I'll get the door."

"Why, thank you," he replies dryly.

I miss the second level of the sarcasm entirely and act hurt as we get into the car, saying "I was trying to help!" Andrei responds that he meant it humorously. I say that perhaps I'm not able to process that level of humor at this hour.

Andrei arches an eyebrow. "So what you're saying is that I should have just hit you in the face with a pie."

I keel over, laughing so hard I have to stop the car. (Fortunately, we were still in the driveway at that point.)

Erm. Maybe you had to be there.
Tags: brains, family, funny, humor, stories

  • Pwned by a muppet

    Tonight we went to this event by the Pittsburgh Toonseum, at which Carol Spinney was the guest of honor. You know, Carol Spinney - he who is the…

  • Aiden just went up a level of cute.

    Driving home in the car. Aiden asks for "mommy song" (Mamma Mia by ABBA, which he loves). I tell him "no, that's only on Daddy's iPod, and Daddy's…

  • So, for today's dose of human stupidity....

    I was pleased a while back to discover that my new audiologist's office had email. "Hooray!" I thought. "They realize many of their patients may have…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.