So, our local Top Foods is finishing up a *massive* remodel. Among other things, they're putting in a huge new prepared-foods section - sushi!, subs, antipasto, salad bar, like whoa. Every time we go in we peek at the progress in this new section, which has been largely blocked off for a couple of months now.
Today all the display cases and counters were up, as well as a bunch of the signage. Including a huge, shiny, sparkling sign for the new "DELICATESSAN".
I informed a manager, who was highly amused (at the error, not at me).