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remote-control breasts??

So I'm sitting on the bed, a sleeping Aiden in my lap, a purring Nuit snuggled up as close as she can get to being in my lap, talking with Andrei.

Suddenly, the precious sleeping child lets rip a cacophonous, GIGANTIC dump.

And as if on cue, both of my breasts start leaking like a sieve.

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pangaia93
Sep. 23rd, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
You are a feeding machine controlled by your baby! In the beginning months of nursing my son, I could just think about him and start leaking. Mother-child bonding is the most powerful instinctive feeling I've ever had.

(Btw, have you been hit yet by the projectile poop? That happened to us both, and was the beginning of MANY jokes!)
jnanacandra
Sep. 23rd, 2006 04:33 am (UTC)
Not yet, though I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

Projectile pee, on the other hand....

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