First, to refresh your memory, this is me now. Or three weeks ago, close enough.
Next, we swoop back to the murky depths of the early 90s, to me the summer I turned 17. Amusingly, that is still one of my favorite t-shirts.
Just a couple of years separate us from the next jump; but a much more dramatic change. Don't I look young and carefree at 14?
But that's nothing, nothing compared to the sheer power of cute I bring to bear on you now. Are you strong enough to withstand the challenge?