Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman
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Kittens

I just passed on to Andrei the following funny, which I picked up somewhere I forget recently:

"Men rule the world.
Women rule men.
Kittens rule women.
Therefore, kittens rule the world."

To this, Andrei looked at me and remarked thusly:

"Well, you see, there's the problem. The world is not ruled by kittens.

The world is ruled by little balls of yarn."
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