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Infinite Justice? INFINITE JUSTICE?

Infinite Vengeance, maybe.....

for a lighter take on it (thanks, drishnak!):

Disassociated Press - Washington, DC: President Bush yesterday announced the name of the retaliation effort, "Operation Infinite Justice." When questioned about choosing a name that sounded like a bad B action movie starring Steven Seagal, the C-I-C defended his choice. "We don't want to give the impression that we're not willing to go on all the way to the end of the need for the justice," he said in a telephoned interview. "This isn't about *finite* justice." When pressed, he did admit frustration that George Lucas had already tied up the name "Attack of the Clones."

Steven Seagal, who is currently filming "Under Siege 3: Raped By Squirrels", was not available for comment.



STILL no robots. :P

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fraterrisus
Sep. 20th, 2001 10:39 am (UTC)
DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
I'd like to apologize in advance for this... but when I heard of the name of the operation on the radio this morning, this was the first thing that popped into my head...




Scene: White House, Interior, daytime.

<DUBYA and CHENEY are relaxing in the Oval Office. Suddenly, SIRENS sound from nowhere.>

DUBYA: What happen?!

CHENEY: Someone sent us up the bomb!

<A TELEVISION turns on across the room. BIN LADEN appears on it.>>

BIN LADEN: How are you gentlemen! You are on the road to destruction!

DUBYA: What?!

BIN LADEN: You have no chance to survive make your time!

CHENEY: Take off every zig for Infinite Justice!
jnanacandra
Sep. 20th, 2001 10:51 am (UTC)
Re: DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
*rofl*
jnanacandra
Sep. 20th, 2001 10:52 am (UTC)
Re: DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
All your airplane/World Trade Center are belong to us!
antimony
Sep. 20th, 2001 11:52 am (UTC)
Re: DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
Yeah, it was the first thing that came to mind here, too. Oh well.
jnala
Sep. 20th, 2001 01:31 pm (UTC)
Re: DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
Of course, it only gets worse when you realize that Al-Qaeda translates to "The Base".
drishnak
Sep. 20th, 2001 11:27 pm (UTC)
Re: DANGER: possibly offensive post ahead
*gack* It does, doesn't it?

Oh, hell. It seems disrepectful, but I think that sometimes falling back on humor helps us deal.
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