Infinite Justice? INFINITE JUSTICE?
Infinite Vengeance, maybe.....
for a lighter take on it (thanks,
drishnak!):
Disassociated Press - Washington, DC: President Bush yesterday announced the name of the retaliation effort, "Operation Infinite Justice." When questioned about choosing a name that sounded like a bad B action movie starring Steven Seagal, the C-I-C defended his choice. "We don't want to give the impression that we're not willing to go on all the way to the end of the need for the justice," he said in a telephoned interview. "This isn't about *finite* justice." When pressed, he did admit frustration that George Lucas had already tied up the name "Attack of the Clones."
Steven Seagal, who is currently filming "Under Siege 3: Raped By Squirrels", was not available for comment.
STILL no robots. :P
Infinite Vengeance, maybe.....
for a lighter take on it (thanks,
drishnak!):Disassociated Press - Washington, DC: President Bush yesterday announced the name of the retaliation effort, "Operation Infinite Justice." When questioned about choosing a name that sounded like a bad B action movie starring Steven Seagal, the C-I-C defended his choice. "We don't want to give the impression that we're not willing to go on all the way to the end of the need for the justice," he said in a telephoned interview. "This isn't about *finite* justice." When pressed, he did admit frustration that George Lucas had already tied up the name "Attack of the Clones."
Steven Seagal, who is currently filming "Under Siege 3: Raped By Squirrels", was not available for comment.
STILL no robots. :P
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Scene: White House, Interior, daytime.
<DUBYA and CHENEY are relaxing in the Oval Office. Suddenly, SIRENS sound from nowhere.>
DUBYA: What happen?!
CHENEY: Someone sent us up the bomb!
<A TELEVISION turns on across the room. BIN LADEN appears on it.>>
BIN LADEN: How are you gentlemen! You are on the road to destruction!
DUBYA: What?!
BIN LADEN: You have no chance to survive make your time!
CHENEY: Take off every zig for Infinite Justice!
Oh, hell. It seems disrepectful, but I think that sometimes falling back on humor helps us deal.