We've been having cascade computer failures for three days now, on top of the previous week of bizarre and flaky technological behavior. My laptop's in the shop, Andrei was up all night recovering our primary workstation, and we awoke to find the power in the office blown and the server refusing to come back up.
Hey, Merc, dude. QUIT IT. Or I'll come take those winged sandals and shove them up your ass so far you'll be spitting feathers for a week.