Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman
jnanacandra

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Bears!

Bears... they go "grrr"!
Polar bears... they go "brrr"!
Vacationing bears.... they go to Guam.

Of course, when given a pair like lordandrei and myself, punchy and silly late at night, this can be taken to ridiculous lengths.

Stupid bears... they go "durrrr"!
Bears with an identity complex... they go "purrrr"!
Volunteer bears.... they 'gofer'!
Agreeable bears... they go 'sure'!
Mechanical bears... they go whirrr!
Out-of-focus bears... they go blur!
Cooking bears.... they go stir!
Fuzzy bears... they've got fur!
Submissive bears... they go 'Sir!'
Irken Invader bears... they go 'Gir!'
Magician bears... they conjure!
Traitor bears.... they abjure!
Yuppie bears... they live in the 'burbs!
Shopaholic bears.... they go splurge!
Driving bears.... they go merge!
Gardening bears... they grow herbs!
NASCAR bears... they go swerve!
Waiter bears... they go serve!
Steelers bears... they go to the 'burgh! (n'at)

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