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Bears!

Bears... they go "grrr"!
Polar bears... they go "brrr"!
Vacationing bears.... they go to Guam.

Of course, when given a pair like lordandrei and myself, punchy and silly late at night, this can be taken to ridiculous lengths.

Stupid bears... they go "durrrr"!
Bears with an identity complex... they go "purrrr"!
Volunteer bears.... they 'gofer'!
Agreeable bears... they go 'sure'!
Mechanical bears... they go whirrr!
Out-of-focus bears... they go blur!
Cooking bears.... they go stir!
Fuzzy bears... they've got fur!
Submissive bears... they go 'Sir!'
Irken Invader bears... they go 'Gir!'
Magician bears... they conjure!
Traitor bears.... they abjure!
Yuppie bears... they live in the 'burbs!
Shopaholic bears.... they go splurge!
Driving bears.... they go merge!
Gardening bears... they grow herbs!
NASCAR bears... they go swerve!
Waiter bears... they go serve!
Steelers bears... they go to the 'burgh! (n'at)

Add your own!

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blackpaladin
Jan. 25th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC)
Royal French bears... they go Fleur.

James Bond bears... they go "shake, don't stir."

Medical bears... they go cure.

'80s goth bears... they go Cure.

Organic living bears... they go pure.

French bears who drive... they go voiture.
mrlogic
Jan. 25th, 2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
positive bears...they aver!
liable bears...they incur!
tattoo artist bears...they ink her!
cowboy bears...they go spur!
bears calling The Millionaire on Gilligan's Isle...they go "Thur!"
Agreeable Shakespearean bears...they go "'Twere!"
surgical bears...go suture!
designer bears...go haute couture!

and, I think, the epitome of an answer:
uncertain bears...go "Er..."
tyedie
Jan. 25th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
But the yuppie bears!
I thought the word "yuppie" was derived from "Young Urban Professional", who by definition *don't* live in the 'burbs. I'm not sure if they have cousins named "suppies", I guess they very well might.
plymouth
Jan. 25th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: But the yuppie bears!
I thought it was "young upwardly-mobile professional"

Princeton seems to agree with me:
http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&word=yuppie
tyedie
Jan. 26th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
Re: But the yuppie bears!
... and Merriam-Webster with me , though my originating source was some Sunday color episode of "Bloom County" from the mid-eighties in which yuppies are just one of the hideous monstrosities threatening to emerge from Opus' anxiety closet.

I haven't much cared for the "upwardly mobile" definition of "yuppie", though I have heard it, because I haven't seen a great deal of upward mobility coming from them.
sri3m
Jan. 26th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
bears that resist memes go errrrrr

Damn it! I was NOT going to do this!!

bears that investigate get cheaters..

stop me now please..........
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