Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman

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*brain conniption*

I made us hot dogs for dinner.

There were two hot dogs left when I put the package away.

I toasted buns for said hot dogs.

There were two buns left when I put that package away.

As this was the first time we'd had hot dogs or buns in the house for a very long time - this means there were the same number of buns in the package as there were hot dogs.

When I realized this, I froze, one corner of an eye twitching as my brain struggled to grasp this blatant shattering of an eternal, immutable law of the universe....

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