Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman

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the morning's entertainment

If I were a stone, I would be: blue goldstone
If I were a tree, I would be: cypress
If I were a bird, I would be: a hawk
If I were a machine, I would be: a robot
If I were a tool, I would be: soldering iron
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: stargazer lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the still electricity before a thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: pipe organ
If I were an animal, I would be: black panther
If I were a color, I would be: dark metallic red
If I were an emotion, I would be: inspiration
If I were a vegetable, I would be: bell pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: thunder
If I were an element, I would be: mercury. or fire, depending on the elemental system ;)
If I were a car, I would be: one that hasn't been invented yet
If I were a song, I would be: kreisler's 'praeludium and allegro'
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: can't think of anyone I'd rather be
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: don't know enough directors. Maybe the Wachowski brothers.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Tom Robbins
If I were a food, I would be: mango
If I were a place, I would be: a cliff in Big Sur
If I were a material, I would be: alpaca fur
If I were a taste, I would be: mango
If I were a scent, I would be: nag champa
If I were a religion, I would be: Thelema. (duh)
If I were a word, I would be: ananda
If I were an object, I would be:
If I were a body part I would be: fingers
If I were a facial expression I would be: maniacal laughter
If I were a subject in school I would be: painting
If I were a cartoon character I would be: nero (from Dangermouse)
If I were a shape I would be: nine-pointed star
If I were a number I would be: 11
If I were a month I would be: october
If I were a day of the week I would be: sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: twilight
If I were a planet I would be: neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: humpack whale
If I were a direction I would be: thataway
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an easel
If I were a sin I would be: the only sin is Restriction ;)
If I were a historical figure I would be: sappho
If I were a liquid I would be: mercury. or mountain dew

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