December 26th, 2008

cute evil

Confession

PNW folks, I have a confession to make.

I know the people behind Snowpocalypse 2008. Yes, there is a group that I have determined is responsible. The evidence is irrefutable, yet I visit them daily, and even harbor one of them in my home.

It is possible, even likely, that they did not do it out of malice. They are little people, new to our ways. Snow makes them giggle and point and stomp. They do not see the slippery roads and the frozen pipes and the desperate people trying to get to work.

Can my son's daycare class, then, really be blamed for creating a giant talisman on which was stamped many snowflakes and the words "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?