In case you're wondering why nobody's returning your calls or emails, and why every little thing you say seems to be misinterpreted or twisted around....

why, yes, Mercury is in retrograde.

Ppfftt.

Edit: Ok, apparently I was wrong, it doesn't go retrograde till Monday. I heard that it was from someone else a couple days ago, and didn't double-check it myself. My bad.

BUT it's still coming! Doom! DOOOOOOMMMM!!!