March 13th, 2003

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okay, what the hell

it's flour paste. flour and water. that's all. why the hell is it entrenched so firmly in my carpet that it would take an army of martha stewarts twelve years to get it out?

(anybody know a good way to get flour paste out of carpet? my carpet cleaner doesn't work. goo-gone sort of does, but only with five minutes scrubbing per 2mm-diameter spot, and I've got this stuff all over the living room.)

grumble bitch whine grumble.
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firesea: self-portrait

victory!

For lo, there was a battle of puns. It was fierce. It was vicious. Groans were heard across the country. But now I taste it, sweet, sweet victory....

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