April 4th, 2002

firesea: self-portrait


ok, nevermind, I'm *not* over my cold yet - officially home sick today. If I'd done this on Monday, I probably wouldn't still be sick now. Oh well. At least I managed to avoid all sorts of meetings by not going in today.
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firesea: self-portrait

D&D haiku!

I blame fraterrisus.

Oh look, a new town!
So like true adventurers,
we go to the inn.

Make camp, double watch.
Zombies attack us at night
Early alarm clock.

It's dark. Really dark.
You hear ominous growling.
What do you do next?

I'm trapped in a cave
with the wrong spells memorized.
I cast.... Color Spray!

Wait! We have a plan!
Dress the gnome like a baby
Bait for child-stealer!

I cast cure light wounds
And I roll really badly.
You roll it next time!

Make a listen check -
2? You sleep peacefully
As the dragon roars.

I'll be adding more as I think of them - feel free to leave your own :)
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