Rosa Mundi est Lilium Coeli

This.
Is.
Magnificent.

I am deeply moved.

I am Skeletons in Love. My delicious chrome-plated mannerisms cause elephants to chortle flexibly. Wide bacteria throw Albuquerque at me. My night sails cut incorrectly with brainy refrigerators. Why do dead mistakes gaze amusingly? The Utterly Surreal Test

I have a challenge for you, oh my readers.

Think of something, anything, more tacky than...



a life-size, blown-plastic nativity set.
(like this one.)


I've tried, and the only thing I can think of that would make it worse is if the set were backdropped by a tasteful pink mobile home.