Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman

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D&D haiku!

I blame fraterrisus.

Oh look, a new town!
So like true adventurers,
we go to the inn.

Make camp, double watch.
Zombies attack us at night
Early alarm clock.

It's dark. Really dark.
You hear ominous growling.
What do you do next?

I'm trapped in a cave
with the wrong spells memorized.
I cast.... Color Spray!

Wait! We have a plan!
Dress the gnome like a baby
Bait for child-stealer!

I cast cure light wounds
And I roll really badly.
You roll it next time!

Make a listen check -
2? You sleep peacefully
As the dragon roars.

I'll be adding more as I think of them - feel free to leave your own :)

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