Heather Keith Freeman (jnanacandra) wrote,
Heather Keith Freeman

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ooh, fun.

If I were a stone, I would be a...star sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be a...cypress.
If I were a bird, I would be a...peregrine falcon
If I were an insect, I would be a...stag beetle or maybe a luna moth
If I were a machine, I would be...Sojourner (the Mars explorer)
If I were a tool, I would be a...leatherman (or other multi-tool-type-thing)
If I were a fruit, I would be a....mango.
If I were a flower, I would be a....stargazer lily, black orchid, or iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a...typhoon
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a.....dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a....violin or cello or djembe
If I were a kind of profession, I would be an....artist
If I were an animal, I would be a....panther
If I were anything in the world, I would be....a cat
If I were a color, I would be....dark metallic red. or blue. or purple. or all three.
If I were a fragrance, i would be...mango.
If I were an emotion, I would be...glee
If I were a state or feeling, I would be ...vertigo
If I were a vegetable, I would be ....corn on the cob
If I were a sound, I would be ....thunder
If I were an Element, I would be...fire

  • This cheered me up after a craptastic day.

    ...May it cheer you up too.

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